1 definition by Jumpsuit of Stealth
A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.
"Dude, today at the library, i watched the history channel several times"
"Man, that's fuckin sick"
by Jumpsuit of Stealth Feb 27, 2006 add a video