3 definitions by Julio A

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A limp penis usually at an innoportune time such as when you are about to have sex.
Stacy: How was last night with John?
Anna: It was horrible, things got so heated and we couldn't do anything because he was soft.
by Julio A January 13, 2008

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Annoying tight article of clothing worn on the legs that are very annoying when trying to have sex with a girl. Although the clothing expands and is "stretchy," the leggings are very difficult to take off and very difficult to put on when you are trying to hurry things along.
I tried to have sex with her but by the time she got her leggings off I already had to leave.
by Julio A January 13, 2008

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Annoying tight article of clothing worn on the legs that are very annoying when trying to have sex with a girl. Although the clothing expands and is "stretchy," the leggings are very difficult to take off and very difficult to put on when you are trying to hurry things along.
I tried to have sex with her but by the time she got her leggings off I already had to leave.
by Julio A January 13, 2008

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