3 definitions by Julian Whitby

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An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby August 30, 2008

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Someone of low intellect who is often hit with delusional dreams of grandeurs and self importance. Who is actually the dregs of society.
That Riise from Seaham is a complete knob jockey
by Julian Whitby January 03, 2008

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An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby August 30, 2008

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