The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF
is up with that?
I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.
One of the most epic movie series ever created. The brainchild of George Lucas this series consists of two trilogies 4, 5 and 6 (the original) and 1, 2 and 3 (the new one).
Only four characters remain throughout all 6 episodes, R2D2, C3PO, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. The most well known characters in this series would be: Yoda, Darth Vader, R2D2, C3PO, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Star Wars is also renowned for its creation of the Lightsaber, one of the best weapons ever created, it can be used to deflect blaster bolts, cut things, kill people, seal doors and pwn everything in sight.
I said my religion on the census was Jedi, does that show you how much I love Star Wars?
A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!
American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly?
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o
To totally kick someone's arse, especially when using Matrix-like skills.
As a past verb: "Holy shit, did you see that guy go Keanu on his ass!?"
Present tense: "Fuck, he's going Keanu on that guy's ass!
Future tense: "I'm so going to go Keanu on his ass when I see him next."