Jules the King
A toilet (usage chiefly British)
a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi
and launched a Mersey Trout
"What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of sticky biscuit
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"
Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd
"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"
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