Easy Peasy Tax, acronym. Attempt to stop Guardian online crossworders from overt displays of early-morning smugness by demanding entertaining compensation for irritating posts in the comments section, such as the classic "Easy Peasy", "Piece of Cake", "2 minutes & 16 seconds, really setter?", "What is this, The Sun, FFS?". Interesting notions or links such as musical clips, limericks, artwork and virtual food may be offered.
"Crossword finished before the plunger even down on the cafetiere... EPT this:
Let's hope that tomorrow the setter
Will come up with something much better
If it weren't for the splother,
I just wouldn't bother,
But be grabbing instead my Beretta!"