NOUN: an individual of eccentric tendencies, whose best friend is named Matt, and whose descent is Puerto Rican; one who is confused in matters of sexuality; an extremely proud Puerto Rican; a talented dancer (of Puerto Rican descent); see eric cruz ADJ: exhibiting characteristics of PMS
VERB: to bloviate about the fallacious cost of an exaggerated amount of text messages
That PePiTo C is soooooooo hottttt!
That kid was soooooooo PePiTo C! He was wayyyyyyy PMS!
OMG! My friends all hate me because I PePiTo Ced at them yesterday.