- Greatest City of the Algarve
. In fact aclaimed as the best Town in all of Portugal
. Pronounced: A W S O M E in english.
Sunny white sandy Beaches
filled with easy Bitches
ensure a permenant hard-on and eventual satisfaction.
An immense and deeply inbeded Web of Drug barons
, drug lords
and drug users
insures the cities vast supplies of weed
, E, C, all the way fro A to High
As for gastronomy you have Fish so fuckin fresh, if you like your Monk fish, Soulfish, red snapper and shrimp on the tasty side o life you can t help but pay it a visit.
Finally there's the people of quarteira. They have nothing to do with the rest of lamme ass portugal or even Europe, there more like a mix of American Stake, with Chicken Curry in a Pot of Misu Soup with a Side of Awsomesauce
Adjectives best suited for Quarteira's Awsomeness:
Hey World Imma let you finish and all o that but Quarteira is one of the Best cities of all times.
People who ve been to Quarteira:
Everyone except you probably.