DEFINITION 1.) A love-struck form of delusional POISONING-OF-THE-MIND to which O-bots
often succumb at Obama rallies. It's believed to be a result of the hypnotic effect of Obama's use of Neuro-Linguistic Programming
in the words that are coming out of his mouth.
2.) A NAUSEATING ILLNESS caused by observing the disgusting display of 'ecstatic glee', 'mindless gullibility', and 'sworn devotion' among throngs of O-bots
(who feel they have a psychic link with Barack Hussein Obama
or Oprah Winfrey
3.) Generally, OBOTULISM is any form of mental or behavioral disturbance related to the mind-control techniques employed by Barack Hussein "O"bama or "O"prah Winfrey. (Rare cases implicate Shaquille "O"Neill, and Jay Len"O".)
4.) The Hope For A Cure
for OBOTULISM may involve electro-shock therapy
and/or traditional Frontal Lobotomy
if facts and logical reasoning have no remedial effect on the patient.
EXAMPLE 1.) "A pandemic
of OBOTULISM is the only explanation for Obama's approval ratings remaining above 35%."
2.) "After Zoe watched that video of the para-military Obama Youth
we had to rush her to the ER
with severe OBOTULISM."
3.) "I called-in sick today because Obama's speech on TV last night gave me a wicked case of OBOTULISM. The cameras kept panning from his infatuated admirers to the nauseating specter of Nancy Pelosi
on his left shoulder ... and I about shit my pants
4.) "Oprah Winfrey
has achieved cult status
and become rich & famous
by taking crafty advantage of OBOTULISM in her adoring fans."