39 definitions by Jtron 3000

Drunken Roulette

When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.

"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."

by Jtron 3000 April 30, 2003

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003

Sweatn' Nettn'

The sweaty, stinky, vagina of a fat chick in the summer.

"Look at that bulbus monstrosity, bet she's sportin' a sweatn' nettn'."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Kruger

A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.

"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003

Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Up Periscope

Bathtime game for up to one person.

"Up periscope, now dive, dive."

by Jtron 3000 October 6, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 6, 2003