2 definitions by Joystick83

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The result of working repeatedly long office hours while sitting too close to a PC, to the extent that one's face takes on a orange hue from monitor exposure/lack of sleep.
Hey Dave, you look really brown. Have you been away?

Nah just Microsoft tan, unfortunately.
by Joystick83 May 18, 2010

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The male equivalent of WAGs. Just as WAGs is acronymous of wives and girlfriends, HABs are husbands and boyfriends.
Katie: Oh I can't wait for Sarah's birthday, is it girls only tonight?

Jenny: No, I don't thinks so. The invite says HABs welcome...
by Joystick83 February 24, 2011

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