5 definitions by Joy Lovewell

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Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

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While having sex or simulated sex, as via a webcam, attempting to perform a fantasy or scenario.
"Last night was a sexual improv while I attempted to play a dominatrix for my boyfriend."

"The hottie I picked up at the pub last night was a blast! When we got home it was a total sexual improv while I learned what turns her on."
by Joy Lovewell January 10, 2010

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The physical and emotional relief a man feels after orgasm when he's been aroused or deprived of sexual satisfaction for an extended period of time. This condition is also known as "Blue Balls".

Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.

Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)
"Oh Baby, I'm aching, how about some stiffy relief?"

"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."

"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"
by Joy Lovewell November 02, 2009

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A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010

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Headache derived from repeatedly having one's head banged against the headboard during sex.
This morning's walk-of-shame included a raging headboard hangover.
by Joy Lovewell June 18, 2015

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