6 definitions by Jovian09

Top Definition
An activity or event that combines business and pleasure. Dangerous at office gatherings.
1.

Bruce: I hear you got a meeting with Miss Smith from marketing tonight. Is it business or pleasure?

Blue: Plusiness, mate. *winks*

2.

Jack: Whoah, is that the porn star from 'Thirsty Bitches'?

Jake: Yeah, dude. We got down to some serious plusiness.

Jack: Get in there.

3.

Jane was fired for engaging in plusiness with the boss.
by Jovian09 January 08, 2010
A punch in the head.
Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?

Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.

Bob: Ouch.
by Jovian09 September 19, 2010
To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.
1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.
by Jovian09 June 23, 2009
An attractive French female. So named for the ham, cheese and egg sandwich with which she shares her nation of origin.
Jim: Damn, look at that fine piece of French chick go.

Jam: That's a good croque-madame, that is.
by Jovian09 January 17, 2010
Attractive females from south Asia, e.g. India or Bangladesh. The word, when used, objectifies said females.
Sinorice: Whooah, check out Amrita over there.

Randy: That is some damn fine curry.
by Jovian09 January 17, 2010
Sexualised imagery, or interpretation, of overweight females. Like cheesecake or beefcake, only fat.
Bruce: My GOD, that's Big Bertha from down the street. A shame, she used to be so hot.

Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake.

Bruce: ...
by Jovian09 January 17, 2010

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