Taking a shit after eating alot of corn the night before, and looking down and seeing your turd starting to come out of your ass with two little pieces of corn in it, that look like eyes. A piece of shit, with two pieces of corn for eye balls, thats peeping out of your asshole.
Man, i know i ate alot of corn yesterday.. Cause when i was taking a shit, i looked down and had a peeping tom coming out of my ass. That peeping tom scared the hell out of me. It was LOOKING at me maaaaaan!!!