The University of Southern Mississippi (USM). This school is a failure at everything except music. If you want to major in music, it's a great place to be! If you want to become successful, you'd be better off at any other University (or junior college for that matter..)
USM is the school of choice for Mississppi's Gay and Lesbian community.
Garbage Man 1: Man this trash stinks.
Garbage Man 2: Yeah I know, If I would have gone to any other school, I'd probably have a more fufilling life!
Garbage Man 1: Where did you go?
Garbage Man 2: I attended the University of Southern Mississippi and graduated number 3 in the class...Too bad we lost our accredidation