524 definitions by Josh

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass
I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks
by Josh November 22, 2004
Intelligent music for intelligent people.
Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..
by Josh March 13, 2004
illiterate individuals way of saying your, or you're.
ur an illiterate redneck
by josh April 25, 2003
Cheese that isn't yours.
Thats nacho cheese fool.
by josh June 29, 2003
The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
by Josh July 10, 2004
when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in
"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"
by Josh May 03, 2004
me
"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.
by Josh April 29, 2003

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