2 definitions by JosesRoo

The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?

Dave?

Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
by JosesRoo October 10, 2011
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Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".
Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.
by JosesRoo December 26, 2011
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