2 definitions by Joseph Mamma

Top Definition
A hairstyle created when a balding man, wearing the "crown of laurels" hairstyle, opts to grow his remaining ring of hair to shoulder length, creating a halo of mulletous hair. Not generally considered a fashionable hairstyle.
That manager is sporting a trifling mullet halo - he looks like a 70s porn star gone to seed.
by Joseph Mamma October 10, 2003
One who exhibits or demonstrates a complete absence of intelligence or usefulness, and who would probably be best utilized by being dropped to the bottom of some body of water to hold a boat in place.
That guy that works in Marketing is a complete boat anchor.
by Joseph Mamma September 26, 2003

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