A politician, often of a homosexual persuasion, who is granted political power disproportionate to his/her qualifications in order to execute the Bilderberg Group
's world domination agenda.
A bilderbitch can attend Bilderberg meetings, but is not considered a full 'member' due to a lack of significant personal wealth, gold bullion, Queendom's, media empires or international investment bank
A bilderbitch is thus expendable and prone to being assassinate
d if they fall out of line.
Bilderbitches tend to be psychopath
s as one of the main qualifying characteristics to be a successful bilderbitch is the ability to fake human emotion well enough to convince a retarded electorate that it is genuine emotion, yet feel nothing when destoying the lives of millions of human beings.
Not to be mistaken with bildertard
, although both produce similar effects.
Well known Bilderbitches include:Tony Blair
Baron Peter Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool aka 'Mandy'
Rt Hon George Osborne MP
Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke MP
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
Herman Van Rompuy
Mandy: Hi sweetie, Its your proxy PM here calling for duty from my Blackberry, on a lilo in the swimming pool of the Rothschild
s mansion on their private island in the med. Just listening to a bit of U2 while Reinaldo rubs some factor 30 into my burnt thighs. How the economy darling? Still fucked up?
Darling: Yes my Lord. Inflation has doubled since you inflated your lilo and the FTSE down to the lowest it's been since we invaded India.
Mandy: Jolly good darling. Txt me if we drop as low as the Lib Dems in the polls, but now Reinaldo and I are going to acquire a pedalo and paddle to Lesbos to donate some sperm. If it's a boy we get to keep it, which is nice.
Darling: It's not fair! Why did Gordon choose you to be acting PM and not me? I'm clearly much more qualified and reputable.....
Mandy: Darling, darling do shut up sweetheart! The Scottish mafia can only get you so far up the ladder. If you want to get to the top, you've got to be a bilderbitch
, and hunny, you aint ever gonna be no bilderbitch
Darling: Hmmm ok.
When you call me darling are you addressing me or are you flirting?
Mandy: Lol. Why do you care darling? Are you gay too?
Darling: You're a man?
Mandy: Why of course pumpkin, what on earth did you think?
Darling: Well I have trouble seeing anything clearly past my eyebrows so I always just assumed you're some sort of grotesque transvestite woman.
Mandy: Well that says a lot about why you're unfit to be a bilderbitch
, you docile cunt!