9 definitions by Jordy-Time

Top Definition
To have sex in a quick and intense manner.
"I could tell by the look on her face that she got ninja-fucked last night."
by Jordy-Time February 16, 2006
When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
by Jordy-Time February 16, 2006
When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
by Jordy-Time September 05, 2006
To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.
"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."
by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006
To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.
"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."
by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006
When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
by Jordy-Time September 05, 2006
Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.
"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
by Jordy-Time February 16, 2006
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