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2 definitions by Jordan1809

 
1.
An extremely attractive woman that can only be elaborated on in the motion of a pelvic thrust.
OMG!!! DID YOU SEE ASSRAM TODAY?! SHE'S.....I MEAN.....AHHHHH!!!!!(pelvic thrust at an adjacent time, whilst also throwing arms at full force behind one's backend)
by Jordan1809 May 26, 2005
 
2.
Prone to make it to playoffs, semi-finals, and/or finals in any sport, but alway fuck it up to the uber-extreme at the last minute and fucking lose some people their car, house, boat, daughter, wife, dog, bed, right eye, left testicle, and last but not least, their sanity...=D
you: hey did you see the colts game?
me:.....*gun to head, trigger pulled*
you: *dead*
peyton manning:Hey that wasn't very...
peyton manning: *dead*
reggie miller:A'ight dude that's en....
reggie miller: *bleeding from the anus*
me: *partially satisfied*
your sister: *deep throat*
me: *satisfied* GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!
by Jordan1809 May 26, 2005