1 definition by Jordan Ullman

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When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
by Jordan Ullman December 21, 2004
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