1 definition by Jordan L. Gibson

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While she's asleep, shit in her shoes. Hide in the closet in the morning, and masturbate almost to the point of ejactulating. When she puts on her shoes, she'll slip and fall and when she is on the ground, spooge on her face.
I totally gave that skank a Chicago Workboot this morning
by Jordan L. Gibson July 10, 2008

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