A disease that rips families, friendships, and couples apart. It strikes from virtually no where, and scientist are still puzzled as to what has caused it. It is a disease in which the one afflicted is obsessed
with his or her own feces. In most
recorded cases the subject believes that their excrement is somehow trying to communicate
also seems to be a pattern
in which the afflicted fishes their defecation out of the toilet bowl
and "saves them
for later." They are often retained in jars. No one with this disease has ever been cured.
Peter: Next... next to the... uh... pickles... in the... um... pantry... was that... err... was that shit?
Chaz: Don't be so inconsiderate! I have Skeetzophrenia.
Peter: Is that like Gingervitis?