1 definition by Joooohnny Mountain

Top Definition
verb; see jizz

Jizz
On
Your
Face

1. an insult used when owning someone
2. the act of literally jizzing on someone's face
1. Steve: I own you in basketball.
Joe: Alright let's play.
*Joe beats Steve 65-9*
Joe: JOYF

2. Mario: Dude i was so horny last night, so when i was doing Laura, i totally JOYF'd on her face. She enjoyed it.
by Joooohnny Mountain August 16, 2008

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