3 definitions by Jono@partymansion

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The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
by jono@partymansion May 09, 2008

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Last Lady I'd Like to Fuck
I think it was sometime in July that I realized Leah was the LLILF!
by jono@partymansion February 27, 2008

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What happens after shit gets 'craxy'
Shit got craxy at the party mansion. Next day Jono was wondering why he could not function when it occurded to him that he had braindeaded himself. Things are simpler for him now.
by Jono@partymansion February 17, 2008

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