1 definition by Jonny Poplocker

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When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.
Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!
by Jonny Poplocker July 03, 2009

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