The most redneck town ever. Everyone who lives there thinks that the football team is the greatest thing to ever hit this planet but they haven't won a game in 3 years. All of the teachers at our school are about as smart as some average 5 year olds. Our marching band is more athletic than all of our sports teams combined (except our soccer team). If you ever think about coming to Loudonville, stop right now and never think this thought EVER again. If I could give a compliment to Loudonville, I wouldn't. The only source of entertainment at all in this shit of a town burnt down like a year ago. Now there is nothing but cow tipping and blowing bubbles.
Hey Johnny you wanna go to Loudonville? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Loudonville Football Team record: 0-3520.56
Loudonville Outsider: "Do you have any culture in Loudonville?"
Loudonville Resident: "What's culture?"