2 definitions by Jonathan Roland

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A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

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One who is both lacking in intelligence and basic coordination. Term may alternately describe a person of low intelligence whose primary purpose is for sexual activities (see also dumbcunt).
That kids so stupid he gives britany spears someone to make fun of. what a fucktard.

He doesn't love her and she's too stupid to see that's she's just his fucktard.
by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

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