3 definitions by Jonathan Merkel

Masturbationist

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.

That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.

by Jonathan Merkel November 25, 2004

Bitch Ass Slut

Biggest Douche known to man.

When someone wins a hand of poker on the river, you say, "You are a hell of a bitch ass slut!"

by Jonathan Merkel November 25, 2004

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 29, 2005