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50.
A non-verbal sound produced by the vibration of the lower lip against the tongue using air either exhaled or squeezed by the cheeks. It is denoted frequenty in text conversations (either interactive or offline message protocols) as 'thppppt'. The number of "p"s indicates severity.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
by jonathan August 09, 2004
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51.
To masturbate
I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.
by Jonathan April 09, 2004
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52.
See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.
by Jonathan December 01, 2004
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53.
Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 04, 2004
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54.
1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.
"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."
by Jonathan May 31, 2004
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55.
To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"
Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!
by Jonathan June 17, 2006
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56.
Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.
You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"
by Jonathan December 01, 2003
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