I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.
See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.
Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.
You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.
Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.
You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"
To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"
Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!
1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.
2)To misspell a non-existing word.
"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"
"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."