133 definitions by Jonathan

120
Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.
She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
by Jonathan January 14, 2005

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121
The coolest OT member evar, he's so cool, people actually let him postwhore and stuff
Zonda, from OT, is the new god of life
by Jonathan September 08, 2004

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122
Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.
JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.
by Jonathan September 21, 2004

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123
Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".
C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.
by Jonathan January 28, 2004

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124
A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
by Jonathan January 13, 2005

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125
A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.
She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.
by Jonathan December 04, 2004

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126
krstosnica
raskrsnica
by Jonathan June 07, 2003

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