9 definitions by Jonan2012

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While observing a fat person puking it is customary to yell BOOMER to warn others so as not to attract the horde! Also works well as an insult.
Guy #1: "Holy shit you see that fat girl in the backyard puking?!"

Guy #2: "BOOMER! Watch Out!"
by Jonan2012 October 26, 2010
A phrase used to signify that a person is doing well and accomplishing a lot in his or her life.
Larry: "Hey Jeff how have you been after graduating high school?"

Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."
by Jonan2012 January 18, 2011
When the perceived attractiveness of a girl diminishes as she gets closer
Guy 1: "Hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute"

Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"

Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"
by Jonan2012 November 01, 2010
T.F.C. or Token Fat Chick- The token fat girl that is always in a sorority in order to make the others girls seem more attractive by comparison. The T.F.C. also accompanies the other members of the sorority to parties and dance clubs and acts as the grenade.
Guy #1: "Dude the girls from the sorority just got to my party!"

Guy #2: "Good luck hooking up with any of them they brought along the T.F.C. and she's mastered the art of cock-blocking"
by Jonan2012 October 27, 2010
Recently the dates of each zodiac sign has been changed meaning that most people are now something new. This has led to a universal fucking of everyone who had their old zodiac sign tattooed somewhere on their body.
It was only 4 months ago that Lindsay got her new zodiac tattoo which she was very proud of, unfortunately she is no longer Cancer. A classic case of zodiac fuck.
by Jonan2012 January 14, 2011
A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
by Jonan2012 March 02, 2011
A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.
Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"

Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."

Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."
by Jonan2012 December 20, 2011
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