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An uber hot Internet porn star, web developer, model from Lincoln, NE. She got really famous after being arrested on frivolous charges by the police in her home town based on photos she took. She has made three DVDs, and posed for mags like Hustler, Playboy, FHM and Perfect 10. She has worked with many other stars, but most often works with Adrienne Manning, (aka Sweet Adri, Hot Adri) and Jacqueline McKee (aka Foxy Jackie). She also makes personal DVDs for anyone who would like one where she does a 3-minute strip tease while talking to you. She makes appearances in and around Lincoln, NE and does private parties.
Melissa Midwest is so hot, I had a wet dream last night after I visited her site.
by Jon-E Cage October 27, 2008

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