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1 definition by Jon Zogman

 
1.
A very, very large turd, aka log; a butt cookie that
is so large that is in a class of its own and deserves
an award. A contraction of turd and trophy.
Jonnie won first place at the hot-dog eating contest
and earned a trophy. He then went to the toilet and
created a turdphy.
by Jon Zogman September 17, 2006
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