Said when something bad, or unfunny happens. Different tones are used for different scenarios
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
Gay Person: Oh my! You're the filling of an Idiot Sandwich! *Chuckle*
Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*
Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)
Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*
Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)
Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.
Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*
When something unfunny is remarked, or something beyond belief has happened.
Often used in football games for a poor effort at goal or a mistake, but the main use comes into play when someone remarks something extremely gay.
Gay person: I think we should have a sponsered 6 hour rendition of Barmy army.
Normal Person: Oh My God, that was absolutely dour!