An individual (usually a male from Speedway, IN) with an ovaloid shaped blockheed partially covered with wispy blond hair that has receded back to show a shiny dome cranium. In the history of man only one person has had the distinction of possessing this size of noggin'. "Heed" usually uses a toilet as a "helmet" to protect the garganous cranium
"Hey, look at the Heed trying to put that hat on... it looks like someone trying to put a condom on a watermelon!! No.... it's like trying to play Putt-Putt with a basketball...on top of that.. it's like putting glitter on a pimple!!"