3 definitions by Jomez

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Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.
Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"
by Jomez March 09, 2006

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when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.
We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.
by Jomez September 18, 2006

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what you say when you see someone in the parking lot with a sweet cop radar
Mike: "sweet cop radar is what I have"
Jose: "hey man gimme dat"
Mike: "but"
Jose: "no"
Jose: "I was in the army now gimme dat POW NEVER FORGET"
by Jomez October 17, 2006

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