1 definition by Jolten Joe Borowski
It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he
Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he
Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.
Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"
by Jolten Joe Borowski March 28, 2008