3 definitions by Joisey Mike

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A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.
Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.
by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010

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The habit of everyone in a business meeting or teleconference to thank each other individually at the end of the call/meeting. The size of the thanksplosion usually ranges from the number of meeting participants to approximately half of the number of meeting participants, squared. For example, a 6-person meeting will usually end with 6-18 "thanks guys" or "thank you"'s.
At the end of my conference call with 7 sales reps, I braced myself for the thanksplosion which was sure to have us all parroting the phrase "thanks guys" for a solid 4 minutes.
by Joisey Mike March 02, 2009

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When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.
I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."
by Joisey Mike February 06, 2009

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