3 definitions by Johny Casino

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masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 19, 2009

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An extremely promiscuous woman, ordinarily lacking in attractiveness.
Henry was so depressed by his breakup, that he spent the night with some "fuck pig".
by Johny Casino December 19, 2009

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Dip
An ass, asshole, dick, dick wad, dufus, dildo, tool, etc. Short for Dip Shit
I like Kelly, but her old man's a real "dip".
by Johny Casino December 19, 2009

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