1 definition by Johnnysharpshooter

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When a group of males masturbate and attempt to ejaculate on each other while avoiding the semen of other players. Can be played as a team sport or free-for-all.
Person 1: I was about to splatter you when Johnny vaulted the couch and shot his load right in my face!

Person 2: Johnny is a beast at paintball

Johnny: I fucking love paintball!
by Johnnysharpshooter March 18, 2011

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