2 definitions by JohnnyToothless

Let's get this straight, anyone who thinks Blink 182 is a punk band is a queef sniffing, anal-licker. Blink 182 is a band that only talks about girls they don't even know. Their lead singer's voice kills innocent children in Africa and the repetitive guitar riffs are what caused George W. Bush to declare war on Iraq.
George Bush: Hmmm...I think I'll bomb Iraq today.

Paserby: Dammit Blink 182!
by JohnnyToothless March 15, 2008
the fucking best thing ever. Just don't go to sleep while driving, thinking, drinking, living, existing, knowing, or taking candy from any children.
Sleepy dude 1: I want to go to bed!
Parent: Eat your 'shrooms first!
by JohnnyToothless March 15, 2008

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