Guy 1: Damn, it hurts when I pee.
Guy 2: Man, I think you got a STD.
Guy 1: No way, the women I was with last night said she was a virgin.
Guy 2: Dude that woman slept with almost every guy in town, I can not believe you fell for the old "I'm a virgin" trick.
Guy 1: Oh well thats what I get for being a slut.