5 definitions by Johnny Woodenpants

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Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.
Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

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A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.
My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

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Yet another nick-name for the female genitalia.
Molly proved she was a natural redhead when she showed me her fiery red twazool.
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

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A really large, horrible smelling defication.
Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!
by Johnny Woodenpants December 29, 2008

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An example of a horrible looking/smelling/tasting vagina.
Ann's tangy sauce bucket is so foul, she makes her own radioactive cheese spread.
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

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