Some lame college asshole who didn't join a frat. And they get sloppy drunk after their first beer and puke after the sixth. Most likely a guy who became one of the following:
2. Gal Pal
"So last night I went to this nonner party"
"Wow must have sucked ass!"
"You're telling me...the theme of the party was alice in wonderland and all I wanted to do was rip a j. But instead I had some ugly ass bitch try to hit on me only after I overheard some gay ass nerd say, 'what do you think of Mr. Sandersons class?' So then I ended up pissing all over their bathroom, breaking their stuff, and ravaging their fridge"