17 definitions by Johnny Pot Smoker

Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Scuzzy bitches

{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.

"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

hun

Haha! And maybe one day you'll learn to spell, Beouffy.
In any event...
(Scottish Slang) A Rangers fan. Due, naturally, to the protestant ties the club is purported to have.

"Those fucking huns. I can't believe they beat us on fucking goal difference."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'

"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

boxing

"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.

"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003