8 definitions by Johnny McWarguy

A tail is the soft white fluffy thing that presses against my belly when I am having sex with a girl in a Playboy Bunny style outfit.
Johnny McWarguy: *pulls out of a bunnygirl's vag and orgasms* Oh I'm sorry, I just cummed all over your tail.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

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