One cool motherfucker with immaculate taste in women, clothes, and humor. A smooth, likable, caring individual with an infectious personality and good looks to match. However, the Scriv does possess a dark side as its cold, calculating wit can be a valuable tool in exacting its revenge. While the Scriv is typically a peaceful, loving creature, when wronged it can become cruel, vindictive, sadistic, and downright coldhearted. However, don't fuck with him or her and you will enjoy one of the most honest, trustworthy, and loyal friends the human race has to offer. While the Scriv is occasionally wrong, it can be looked upon as a highly reliable resource, giving nearly always accurate advice and possessing an encyclopedia-like cache of knowledge and wisdom.
Damn, that Scriv sure is one useful dude.
I don't know what I'd do without a Scriv on my side.
Wow, I was really distressed when I found out my parents were getting a divorce, but then I talked to Scriv and everything was better.
Scriv? That's my nigga!