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2 definitions by Johnny Feltersnatch

 
1.
To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.
Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!
by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003
 
2.
A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.
The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!
by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003